A Great Depression
(Fire Aim Ready)

I once had a sweet job in the city
I banked at the First Nationalized
Thanks to the econocataclysm
Priorities are reprioritized

Chorus:
My checkbook's bleeding red
But baby I'm not blue
It will be a great depression
If I spend it with you

Yesterday they repossessed our condo
Last night we went under-the-bridging
We're happy in our new little love nest
The charming cardboard box they shipped our fridge in

Chorus:
Dow Jones may be fickle
But baby I'll be true
It will be a great depression
If I spend it with you

Bridge:
A stimulus package?
I got just what you need
Invest some time in me, girl
High interest guaranteed

Bills in every color of the rainbow
Creditors can take a flying leap
Even though we lost all our life savings
We still have lots of fun now, losing sleep

Chorus X 2:
The future's DOA
But we'll never be through
It will be a great depression
If I spend it with you

Foreplay beats foreclosure
We're happy when we're screwed
It will be a great depression
If I spend it with you